Did They Really Say That?

Some head-slapping quotes from tourists here in Alaska.


Outside of our gift shop, talking to a lady:
"What's the difference between Alaska and the Yukon?"
"The Yukon is part of Canada and Alaska is part of the U.S.
"Oh, okay. So, where are we at?"


On a chilly day, a man puts on a jacket, and approaches me:
"What's this coat for exactly?"


While standing on the dock in my Mountie uniform, a woman on my train tour approaches me and the first thing she says to me is:
"You're not a real Mountie. You're in America"